
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
(via gantas)

(Source: c-ryinglightning)
The night he got hammered and no fucks were given. Milwaukee. NEVER FORGET
(Source: balladofbrendon, via ldaho)
imagine how is touch the patrick stump
if i’m ever the center of internet drama i’m just going to keep replying with
(via superpits)
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
i want to die
(via carryonmywaywardassbutt)
The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.
Smile on, girl. Smile on.
Read the story HERE.
(via almostactually)


I have not plucked my eyebrows in a whole 3 days!!! That is literally the longest I’ve gone in nearly a year!!! I stopped pulling from my hairline and I’m pulling like way less eyelashes too!!! I think I’m actually going through a stage of recovery thats lasting more than a day!!!!
Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.
sssssssh
(via carryonmywaywardassbutt)
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